Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.
This is a frightened city. Over these streets, over these houses hangs a pall of fear. An ugly kind of violence is rife, stalking the town. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking fit, defenseless young men.